Thanks to Jeremy Weate's consistently entertaining and informative Naijablog for alerting me to this journalistic gem:
"Rivers: Police arrest woman over missing organ
CHINEDU WOSU, Port Harcourt
Tragedy struck in Port Harcourt, the Rivers state capital when a middle age young man male’s organ disappeared in a fast food restaurant located along the Trans- Amadi industrial area.
The sad incident took place Thursday evening at about 4.30pm as the victim was waiting for a taxi before a lady approached him and had a touch on his body before his male organ got missing. . ."
It goes on: read the whole crazy nonsense here
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